Here's a typical scene from my life ...
TWO ORDINARY 30-SOMETHING MEN, TOM AND CHARLIE, ARE STANDING IN THE SUPERMARKET ENTRANCE.
TOM: I’ve just got to pop in here for a minute, get a couple of things.CHARLIE: It’s alright. I’ll come in with you.
THEY ENTER THE SUPERMARKET AND TOM GRABS A HAND BASKET.
TOM GRABS VARIOUS ITEMS OFF THE SHELVES AS THEY WALK ALONG.
CHARLIE: Oh! Actually, I need some milk.
HE POPS SOME MILK INTO TOM’S BASKET.
TOM: (LOOKING AROUND TO SEE IS ANYONE’S WATCHING) What are you doing?
CHARLIE: What?
TOM: Can you not get your own basket?
CHARLIE: It’s just milk. I’ll give you the money.
TOM: It’s not the money. It’s …
CHARLIE: What?
TOM: (WHISPERING) I don’t want your ‘Gay Milk’ in my basket. What are people going to think?
CHARLIE: Don’t be ridiculous.
TOM: Well, come on. Two guys … shopping together … buying milk.
CHARLIE: You’re right. I think I saw it in that Frankie Goes to Hollywood video.
TOM: Alright, alright. Maybe I’m just being paranoid.
CHARLIE: Just a wee bit.
TOM: Sorry. Forget I said anything.
CHARLIE: No problem.
THEY PASS BY THE CD’S.
CHARLIE: Now, what else do I need. (NOTICING) Oh, look! Barbra Streisand’s Greatest Hits.
TOM STORMS OFF.
CHARLIE: What?!
5 comments:
I doubt youd fancy either of us mrs pouncer. were both far too butch.
not that I'd turn you away. Remember Ive seen you scrubbing the floor in your knickers. you durty durty wee hoor.
What an extraordinary outburst! You are confusing me with Mrs Cake, a woman of low tastes. I have drudges to do that sort of work for me. CLdeM Pouncer
my apologies madam. But I'm both Scottish and a chimp. what can you expect?
Mingles
xxx
nice to hear it, nurse.
I like em butch too charlie
PS; whats happened with the tv reviews? seems to have gone a bit quiet.
suzy
xxx
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